Marry Lou and Peggie Sue were on the field, harvesting some carrots for lunch. Marry Lou pulls out of the ground a giant carrot, at least 17 inches long, very thick, earth flowing down from it's many secondary roots.
"See, Peggie Sue, this carrot's EXactly like my man's dick!"

"My oh my, Marry Lou, is Bubba's dick THAT big?"

"No, Peggie Sue, but sure is THAT dirty!!!"