A blond stood upon the banks of a raging river, looking for a way to cross. The rapids looked far too treacherous to risk, so the blond started along the bank looking for a better place to wade across.
After several minutes of hiking, the blond spied a second blond on the far bank of the river.

"Hey!" the first blond called to the second. "How do I get over to the other side?"

"Idiot," sneered the second blond. "You *are* on the other side."