They have discovered a new method of brain transplanting in Arkansas. An individual can get a new profession by simply having a new brain transplant. Prices range from $200 an ounce for a doctor's brain, $500 an ounce for a lawyer's brain, to $1,000 an ounce for a banker's brain. An interested patient said, "Wait a minute. A banker can't be worth more than a doctor or lawyer." You don't understand--you have no idea how many bankers we have to kill to get an ounce of banker's brain.