John was working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency room. The doctor says, „Yuck! Well, give me the fingers, and I´ll see what I can do.“ John says, „I haven´t got the fingers.“
The docter says, „What do you mean, you haven´t got the fingers? It´s the year two thousand. We´ve got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn´t you bring the fingers?“
John says, „Well, shit, Doc, how was I supposed to pick them up?