>1. Stray cats will not be fed.
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>2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.
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>3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food
>moistened with a little milk.
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>4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food
>moistened with warm milk, yummy treats and leftover fish scraps. >
>5. Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their
>permanent residence.
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>6. Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up and >cuddled unnecessarily.
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>7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled >will absolutely not be given a name.
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>8. Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed inside the >house at any time.
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>9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at
>certain times.
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>10. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days >ending in "y".
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>11. Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on >or sharpen their claws on the furniture.
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>12. Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on, or sharpen >claws on the really good furniture.
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>13. Stray cats will be permitted on all furniture but must sharpen >claws on new $114.99 sisal-rope cat-scratching post with three perches. >
>14. Stray cats will answer the call of nature outdoors in the sand. >
>15. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the three-piece, >high- impact plastic tray filled with Fresh'n'Sweet kitty litter. >
>16. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the hooded litter >pan with a three-panel privacy screen and plenty of head room. >
>17. Stray cats will sleep outside.
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>18. Stray cats will sleep in the garage.
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>19. Stray cats will sleep in the house.
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>20. Stray cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with an old >blanket.
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>21. Stray cats will sleep in the special Kitty-Komfort-Bed with >non-allergenic lamb's wool pillow.
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>22. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed.
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>23. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed, except at >the foot.
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>24. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the >covers.
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>25. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the >covers except at the foot.
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>26. Stray cats will not play on the desk.
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>27. Stray cats will not play on the desk near the computer.
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>28. Stray cats are forbidden to walk on the computer keyboard on >the desk when the human is asdfjjhhkl;ljfd.;oier'puyykmm4hbdm9l >o9jmdskdm,.USING IT.