Reggie owned an elephant, but the cost of feeding it was getting out of hand. Then he got an idea. He had seen elephants lift one leg and even two legs. Once in a circus he'd even seen an elephant lift three legs in the air and stand on just one.

So Reggie announced to the world that he'd pay ten thousand dollars to anyone who could make his elephant stand in the air on no legs. However, each person who wanted to try would have to pay a hundred dollars.

People came from near and far. They tried everything from coaxing to hypnotism , but no one could make the elephant rise up in the air. Then one day a blue convertible drove up and a little man got out and addressed Reggie: "Is it true that you will pay ten
thousand dollars if I make your elephant get off all four legs?"
"Yes," Reggie said,"but you've got to pay one hundred dollars to try."

The little man handed Reggie a hundred-dollar bill. Then he went back to the car took out a metal club. He walked up to the elephant and looked him in the eye. Then he walked behind the elephant and swung hard, hitting the elephant smack in the balls. The elephant let out a roar and flew up into the air. (Okay to giggle).

After the little man had collected his ten thousand dollars, Reggie was very depressed. He'd only taken in eight thousand dollars and now he'd not only lost a couple of grand but still had the problem of feeding and housing the elephant.

Suddenly Reggie got another inspiration. He knew that elephants could move their heads up and down, but he had never seen one move side to side. So he announced that he would pay ten thousand
dollars to the person who could make his elephant move the head side to side. However, each person had to pay a hundred dollars to try.

All these people came (I am tired of typing)...Blah,blah,blah...
Then finally the same little man came, paid a hundred bucks. He returned to his car took out his metal club.

He walked up to the elephant, "Do you remember me?" he asked.

The elephant nodded his head up and down.

"Do you want me to do it again?"

The elephant quickly shook his head ... NO. (Laugh now).