It is said that Dr. Prof. Gen. Alhaji Idi Amin Dada Ph.D, CBE having conquered declared himself the conquerer of the British Empire, (and revised the Border with Kenya) called his advisors to announce the next assignment:
Gen. Idi: " We have conquered the British Empire, now we must conquer the American Empire"

Advisors: " Al haji that task is impossible"

Gen. Idi: " Why?"

Advisors: " Those people have even gone to the moon!"

Gen. Idi: " Have they?, We shall go to the sun!"

Advisors: " We might get burnt"

Gen. Idi(annoyed): " You think I am stupid, we'll go at night"