A young attorney was not getting many clients and was afraid that his career was going nowhere. All of a sudden, Satan appeared and said, "I've got a deal for you. I'll make you a rich and famous lawyer. You'll live in a mansion, drive a Rolls Royce, and travel in your own private jet. In return, I get your soul, and also the souls of your parents, your children, your wife, your dog and all your good friends."



The lawyer furrowed his brow and thought hard for several minutes.

Finally he turned to Satan and said: "All right, what's the catch?"