- What men know about women
- Good American beer guide
- Jewish book of free gifts.
- Muslim book of bacon recipes.
- Bangladeshi's Easi-Plan diet ideas.
- "After the fire" by Joan of Arc.
- A politicians' guide to economics
- Incorruptible Policemen
- All the women I had - by Adam
- Happy days - by Hiob
- Men I can do without - by Liz Taylor
- Approved and tested birth control methods - by The Pope
- How to use the internet properly - by TK2j@aol.com
- Laws we could have done without - Friedrich II of Prussia
- Poems folks asked me to recite again and again - Bruup the Vogon
- My acting skills - by David Hasselhoff
- Why a woman is better than a thirteen-year-old boy - by Micheal Jackson
- New Yorker's Book of Etiquette
- Australia's armed forces personnel list
- The Canonical Book Of Australians Who Have Nice Things To Say About New Zealand
- The English Cook Book of Gourmet Food
- Microsoft's Truthful Press Releases
- Microsoft BUG-FREE Software
- MicroSOFT: How to get it RIGHT the First Time
- The Bill Gates Guide to Honesty and Ethics in Business
- Mike Tyson's Love Advice
- Black Pro Hockey players.
- Thickest book: "What women think they know about men"
- Italian Naval Victories?
- Irish Temperance Movements
- Crimes that Don't Pay
- Honest Coin & Stamp Dealers
- Late 20th Century Statesmen
- Cops that Obey Vehicle Codes
- Transmission Shops that Won't Rip You Off
- Republicans Who Care About The Poor
- Successful Dieters
- Bay Watch Bimbos without Boob Jobs
- Guys who Have Never Checked Other Guys Out at Public Urinals
- Men who have builds as good as women on Glateaters TV programs
- Motorcyclists who Don't Speed
- Fat people who don't overeat
- Americans Who Believe that Bill Clinton never inhaled
- Infomercials that aren't Rip Offs
- Obscene Phone Callers who have as much as they claim.
- The Wit and Wisdom of Billy Carter"
- My Beauty Secrets -- Unveiled at Last" by Roseanne
- Keeping Your Nose Clean in Sports" by Michael Irvin
- The Virtue of Purity" by Jimmy Swaggart
- "What I Like About Dan Rather" by Connie Chung
- "The Joy of Flying" by John Madden
- "How to Qualify for Mensa" by Dan Quayle
- "Ecumenism" by Louis Farrakhan
- "Getting Along With Your Peers" by Marge Schott
- "Practicing Sanity in an Insane Era" by H. Ross Perot
- Men I have not slept with. -Madonna
- JF Kennedy Airport Security Manual
- South African Race Relations Manual
- Irish Book of Higher Thought
- Muslims who do not want me dead. -Salmond Rushdie
- Relatives who have survived me. -Bob Dole
- Chinese Bill of Human Rights
- What women know about men that are correct.
- Famous jazz bagpipers
- The East London Directory of Virgins
- How to tune a saxophone
- Advanced Macintosh User's Guide
- Advanced Piano, by Richard Clayderman
- Advanced Piano, Vol II, by Yanni
- Advanced Subtraction.
- A Foreigner's Guide To Camping In Florida
- A Full Description Of All The Whales That Will Survive The Norwegian Massacre
- A Guide To Arab Democracies
- A Guide To Snorkeling In Norway
- A Happy Home Life And Marriage, by Donald Trump
- A Happy Home Life And Marriage, Part II, by Woody Allen
- A Hiker's Guide To The Ho Chi Minh Trail
- A History Of U.S. Presidents That Made Progress
- A Journey Through The Mind Of A Squid.
- All-Star Tributes To Regis Philbin.
- A Mature Day In My Life, by Barry Bonds
- Ambassadors And Diplomatic Employees Posting In Alt.Flame
- Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific Ocean
- American Foreign Policy Successes
- A Millenium Of German Humor
- Anagrams Of The Word "A".
- An Anthology Of Coral Reefs Of The Sahara Desert
- Anything Written By Patrick Swayze.
- Arctic Water Polo.
- A Selection Of Funny Jokes From Rec.Humor
- A Tale Of No Cities.
- Atheists Who Converted To Christianity
- A Thesaurus Without Any Synonyms, Or Antonyms.
- Axe Murderers Who Support "Feed The Children".
- Banjo Sonatas.
- Beating The Crap Out Of Innocent Little Children, by Benjamin Spock.
- Bedouin Olympic Swimmers
- Behave Yourself, by David Letterman
- Being Humble, The English Way
- Blind Dates That Worked Out
- Bowler's Guide To Health & Fitness.
- Burger King Items That Start With "Mc".
- Career Opportunities For History Majors.
- Chicago Cubs World Series Championships.
- Christmas Shopping At The Local Toxic Waste Disposal Site.
- Clinton's Unbroken Promises
- Compendium Of American Culture
- Complete List Of American Malls Without A "Gap".
- Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu
- Countries Competing In The World Series
- Cub Scout Adventures In Times Square.
- Deep South Genetic Variation.
- Deep-Thinking Liberals
- Dentures For Sharks
- Detroit - A Travel Guide
- Different Ways To Spell "Bob".
- Dr. Kevorkian's Collection Of Motivational Speeches.
- Dutch Generosity Through The Centuries
- Easy UNIX
- Embracing Junk.
- Eskimo Swimsuit Models
- Ethiopian Tips On World Dominance.
- Everglades' Guide For Rock Climbing
- Excellence In The CFL
- Exciting Things To Do In Worcester
- Famous Australians Of The Fourteenth Century
- Famous Long Islanders Who Weren't In Nationally Televised Scandals
- Famous Norwegian Kings
- Fan Mail Of Sirhan Sirhan
- Fashion Statements Of Alcatraz Prison
- Fast And Efficient Windows Applications
- Favorite Foreign Emigration Destinations Of The French
- Fifty Days To A Better Hypothalamus.
- Fire Escape Routes From The Bottom Of Lake Michigan.
- Folk Stories Of The Canadian-Portuguese Border Patrol.
- French Hospitality
- Frog Hygiene.
- Fulfilled Campaign Promises, 478 BC - 1997 AD
- Fun Party Games Involving Porcupines.
- Fun With Blood-Stained Calligraphy.
- Fun With Feces
- Fun With Unix
- Gandhi's Influence On Ted Bundy
- Gandhi's Influence On Al Bundy
- Gay Men Named Spike
- Genghis Khan And The Mongols: A Feminist Perspective
- George Bush: The Wild Years
- Good English Cooking
- Great American Cars Of The 1980's
- Hemophilic Vampires
- Heterosexual Hangouts In Key West
- Hilarious Female Comics.
- Hindu Beef Recipes
- Honesty In The White House: 1969-1974
- Household Uses For Plutonium.
- How I Became A Stud, by Zamfir.
- How Mass Unemployment Helps The Economy, by Various Socialists
- How Paperclips Work.
- How To Be A Successful Politician, by Jesse Jackson
- How To Blow Your Nose
- How To Cook Sushi
- How To Keep A Virgin From Following You Around Afterward
- How To Sustain A Musical Career, by Art Garfunkel.
- How To Win Your Life Back With A Nice Big Cheeseburger.
- Ice Recipes.
- In Chase Of The American Dream, by Fidel Castro
- Inkless Pens.
- Internet Threads That Don't Contain Flames
- Japanese Compendium For English Pronunciation
- Jurassic Laundromat.
- Kayak To A Better Beginning.
- Keebler Elves That Touch Themselves.
- Kelly Chang: The Chinese Redhead
- Known Ways To Cure Cancer With A Toothbrush.
- Life As An Air Traffic Controller, by Ray Charles.
- Little-Known Secrets Of Nuclear Physics, by Jay Leno.
- Madonna On Formal Wear
- Mafia Music: The Symphonies Of Don Vito Corleone
- Marcel Marceau's Greatest Speeches
- Mike Tyson On Dating Etiquette
- Mike Tyson's Insightful Thoughts.
- Mime Talk.
- Mormon Divorce Lawyers
- Mother Teresa's Guide To Erotic Pottery
- Mountaineering The Netherlands
- Moustache Mania!
- My Argument For Democracy, by Ted Kennedy
- My Favorite Barbers, by Yassir Arafat
- My Favorite Jews, by Yassir Arafat
- My Favorite Jewish Barbers, by Yassir Arafat
- My Life On The Wagon, by Ted Kennedy
- My Life Without Bill, by Roger Clinton
- My Life Without Michael, by LaToya Jackson
- My Life Without My Brother Ron, by Clint Howard
- My Life Without My Father, by Ron Reagan
- My Life Without Roseanne, by Tom Arnold
- My Secrets And Tips To Make Friends, by Darth Vader
- My Thoughts, by Ronald Reagan
- Net Ethics
- NFL's Greatest Thinkers Ever
- Nice Guys Who Got To Be President
- Nicknames For "Al".
- Numerical Equivalencies Of 2.
- Obesity In East Africa
- Olympic Athletes Who Think Sports Are Really Stupid.
- One Hundred And One Spotted Owl Recipes, by The EPA.
- One-Legged Folk Dances.
- On Human Rights, by Fidel Castro
- Operating Instructions For Scotch Tape.
- Oprah Winfrey's Guide To Avoiding Fatty Foods.
- Orville Reddenbacher's Favorite Snack Treats.
- Ouchless Spinal Bandages.
- Our Favorite Disco Songs, by Led Zeppelin
- Our Sex Life Since Gennifer Flowers, by Hillary Clinton
- Owner's Manual To An Amish-Built Toaster.
- Painless Tooth Extraction, by Mr. Sledge Hammer
- Party Tricks With Boiling Lead
- People Who Actually MADE.MONEY.FAST
- People Who Saw "Ishtar".
- Philanthropy, by Donald Trump
- Pi, Rounded For Everyday Use
- Pitcairn Island Telephone Book (Including Yellow Pages)
- Pittsburgh When It's Not Raining: A Photographic Collection
- Planets That Rhyme With The Word "Planet".
- Popular Lawyers
- Popular Recording Artists With A Shred Of Artistic Integrity.
- Portability Of The C Language
- Practical Applications Of The Kamasutra For Non-Contortionists
- Proud Parents Of Rock Musicians.
- Public Political Activities During Franco's Government In Spain
- Purebred Mutts.
- Quantum Physics For Absolute Morons
- Rapper's Guide To Etiquette.
- Really Big Midgets.
- Reasons Not To Have Sex
- Recent Advances In Flying Submarine Technology.
- Red Barns That Are Yellow.
- Regis-Mania.
- Respected Lawyers.
- Romanian Square Dances
- Romantic Words Beginning With "X".
- Ross Perot's Ear Improvement Manual.
- Rottweilers Who Speak Italian.
- Russian Humor Throughout The 1960's
- Sainthood In Government
- Satan's Love Letters.
- Scottish World Cup Successes
- Sign Language For The Blind
- Smelly Planets.
- Snap, Crackle, Pop: A Beginner's Guide To Knuckle Popping
- Snap, Crackle, Pop: A Beginner's Guide To Rice Crispies.
- Social Occasions Requiring Hip Waders.
- Soothing Nervous Polar Bears With Tickling Tricks.
- Staple Your Way To Success.
- Subatomic Particles In The Bathtub
- Subatomic Particles That Taste Like Licorice.
- Successful Applications Of Artificial Intelligence
- Successful Experiments In Cohabitation With Piranhas.
- Surgeon General's Warning: This Is Not A Book.
- Sylverster Stallone's Dramatic Acting Tips.
- Tasty Bile Recipes.
- Tasty Sediment.
- Ted Koppel's All-Time Greatest On-The-Air Booger Jokes.
- The ABC's Of Gum Chewing.
- The American Book Of Beautiful Cars
- The American Medical Association's Guide To Proper Penmanship.
- The Amish Phone Book
- The Appeal Of Alan Thicke
- The Beginner's Guide To Having Your Leg Fall Asleep.
- The Canonical List Of Rap Songs With Positive Messages
- The Comic Genius Of Tom Arnold
- The Compleat Chevy Chase Show
- The Complete Collection Of Harlem Poetry.
- The Complete Guide To Composing And Playing Progressive Rap Music
- The Contribution Of Political Correctness To Free Speech
- The Deep, Philosophical Implications Of Turning Left.
- The Educational Guide To MTV
- The Elephant Is A Graceful Bird, It Flits From Tree To Tree
- The Fat, Lard, And Oil Diet.
- The Genius Of Barry Manilow
- The Gentle Side Of Joseph Stalin
- The Happy Hooker Goes To Our Lady Of Sorrows Convent
- The History Of DARE In Bogota, Colombia
- The History Of The ANOVA In Chinese Literature
- The Irish In Israel: A Retrospective
- The KKK Manual Of Tact And Etiquette.
- The Merits Of Gun Control, by the NRA
- The Outstanding Virtues Of Intel Processors
- The Plan For Prohibition In Australia
- The Pleasant Street Smells Of New York City.
- The Pope's Wife, A Very Nice Nancy
- The Rainy Day Book Of Flicking Dimes.
- The Registry Of Motor Vehicles' Pledge Of Cheerfulness.
- There's One Born Every Minute (200 blank pages)
- Thesaurus Of Square Roots
- The Secret Diary Of Adrian Mole, Age 3/4
- The Shaker Village Electrical Engineering Lexicon.
- The Total Vocabulary Of Arnold Schwarzeneggar
- The Warrent Commission's Search For Truth
- The Who's Who Of Great Republican Humanitarians
- The Wit And Wisdom Of Dan Quayle
- Things That Look Like An Apple, Taste Like An Apple, But Are Not An Apple.
- Things That Taste Better With Arsenic.
- Things You Could Buy At The World Artichoke Festival.
- To Tell The Truth, by President Bill Clinton
- Understanding Moss.
- Understanding The C Language
- Unshakable Principles I Live By, by Bill Clinton
- User Friendly UNIX
- Vice Presidents With Really Good Ideas.
- Volume One Of Madonna's Morality Encyclopedia.
- Water-skiing In The Bermuda Triangle
- Ways To Cross The "T".
- Ways To Give Change For A Penny.
- Wealthy Bums.
- What To Do With Finger Paints.
- Windows Programming Made Easy
- Winning The Big One, by Gene Mauch
- Wit And Wisdom Of Benny Hill
- Why I Love Britain: A Native's Perspective
- Why Political Correctness Is Not Censorship
- Wrath Of The Ant Colony.