The World's Thinnest Books

  • What men know about women
  • Good American beer guide
  • Jewish book of free gifts.
  • Muslim book of bacon recipes.
  • Bangladeshi's Easi-Plan diet ideas.
  • "After the fire" by Joan of Arc.
  • A politicians' guide to economics
  • Incorruptible Policemen
  • All the women I had - by Adam
  • Happy days - by Hiob
  • Men I can do without - by Liz Taylor
  • Approved and tested birth control methods - by The Pope
  • How to use the internet properly - by TK2j@aol.com
  • Laws we could have done without - Friedrich II of Prussia
  • Poems folks asked me to recite again and again - Bruup the Vogon
  • My acting skills - by David Hasselhoff
  • Why a woman is better than a thirteen-year-old boy - by Micheal Jackson
  • New Yorker's Book of Etiquette
  • Australia's armed forces personnel list
  • The Canonical Book Of Australians Who Have Nice Things To Say About New Zealand
  • The English Cook Book of Gourmet Food
  • Microsoft's Truthful Press Releases
  • Microsoft BUG-FREE Software
  • MicroSOFT: How to get it RIGHT the First Time
  • The Bill Gates Guide to Honesty and Ethics in Business
  • Mike Tyson's Love Advice
  • Black Pro Hockey players.
  • Thickest book: "What women think they know about men"
  • Italian Naval Victories?
  • Irish Temperance Movements
  • Crimes that Don't Pay
  • Honest Coin & Stamp Dealers
  • Late 20th Century Statesmen
  • Cops that Obey Vehicle Codes
  • Transmission Shops that Won't Rip You Off
  • Republicans Who Care About The Poor
  • Successful Dieters
  • Bay Watch Bimbos without Boob Jobs
  • Guys who Have Never Checked Other Guys Out at Public Urinals
  • Men who have builds as good as women on Glateaters TV programs
  • Motorcyclists who Don't Speed
  • Fat people who don't overeat
  • Americans Who Believe that Bill Clinton never inhaled
  • Infomercials that aren't Rip Offs
  • Obscene Phone Callers who have as much as they claim.
  • The Wit and Wisdom of Billy Carter"
  • My Beauty Secrets -- Unveiled at Last" by Roseanne
  • Keeping Your Nose Clean in Sports" by Michael Irvin
  • The Virtue of Purity" by Jimmy Swaggart
  • "What I Like About Dan Rather" by Connie Chung
  • "The Joy of Flying" by John Madden
  • "How to Qualify for Mensa" by Dan Quayle
  • "Ecumenism" by Louis Farrakhan
  • "Getting Along With Your Peers" by Marge Schott
  • "Practicing Sanity in an Insane Era" by H. Ross Perot
  • Men I have not slept with. -Madonna
  • JF Kennedy Airport Security Manual
  • South African Race Relations Manual
  • Irish Book of Higher Thought
  • Muslims who do not want me dead. -Salmond Rushdie
  • Relatives who have survived me. -Bob Dole
  • Chinese Bill of Human Rights
  • What women know about men that are correct.
  • Famous jazz bagpipers
  • The East London Directory of Virgins
  • How to tune a saxophone
  • Advanced Macintosh User's Guide
  • Advanced Piano, by Richard Clayderman
  • Advanced Piano, Vol II, by Yanni
  • Advanced Subtraction.
  • A Foreigner's Guide To Camping In Florida
  • A Full Description Of All The Whales That Will Survive The Norwegian Massacre
  • A Guide To Arab Democracies
  • A Guide To Snorkeling In Norway
  • A Happy Home Life And Marriage, by Donald Trump
  • A Happy Home Life And Marriage, Part II, by Woody Allen
  • A Hiker's Guide To The Ho Chi Minh Trail
  • A History Of U.S. Presidents That Made Progress
  • A Journey Through The Mind Of A Squid.
  • All-Star Tributes To Regis Philbin.
  • A Mature Day In My Life, by Barry Bonds
  • Ambassadors And Diplomatic Employees Posting In Alt.Flame
  • Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific Ocean
  • American Foreign Policy Successes
  • A Millenium Of German Humor
  • Anagrams Of The Word "A".
  • An Anthology Of Coral Reefs Of The Sahara Desert
  • Anything Written By Patrick Swayze.
  • Arctic Water Polo.
  • A Selection Of Funny Jokes From Rec.Humor
  • A Tale Of No Cities.
  • Atheists Who Converted To Christianity
  • A Thesaurus Without Any Synonyms, Or Antonyms.
  • Axe Murderers Who Support "Feed The Children".
  • Banjo Sonatas.
  • Beating The Crap Out Of Innocent Little Children, by Benjamin Spock.
  • Bedouin Olympic Swimmers
  • Behave Yourself, by David Letterman
  • Being Humble, The English Way
  • Blind Dates That Worked Out
  • Bowler's Guide To Health & Fitness.
  • Burger King Items That Start With "Mc".
  • Career Opportunities For History Majors.
  • Chicago Cubs World Series Championships.
  • Christmas Shopping At The Local Toxic Waste Disposal Site.
  • Clinton's Unbroken Promises
  • Compendium Of American Culture
  • Complete List Of American Malls Without A "Gap".
  • Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu
  • Countries Competing In The World Series
  • Cub Scout Adventures In Times Square.
  • Deep South Genetic Variation.
  • Deep-Thinking Liberals
  • Dentures For Sharks
  • Detroit - A Travel Guide
  • Different Ways To Spell "Bob".
  • Dr. Kevorkian's Collection Of Motivational Speeches.
  • Dutch Generosity Through The Centuries
  • Easy UNIX
  • Embracing Junk.
  • Eskimo Swimsuit Models
  • Ethiopian Tips On World Dominance.
  • Everglades' Guide For Rock Climbing
  • Excellence In The CFL
  • Exciting Things To Do In Worcester
  • Famous Australians Of The Fourteenth Century
  • Famous Long Islanders Who Weren't In Nationally Televised Scandals
  • Famous Norwegian Kings
  • Fan Mail Of Sirhan Sirhan
  • Fashion Statements Of Alcatraz Prison
  • Fast And Efficient Windows Applications
  • Favorite Foreign Emigration Destinations Of The French
  • Fifty Days To A Better Hypothalamus.
  • Fire Escape Routes From The Bottom Of Lake Michigan.
  • Folk Stories Of The Canadian-Portuguese Border Patrol.
  • French Hospitality
  • Frog Hygiene.
  • Fulfilled Campaign Promises, 478 BC - 1997 AD
  • Fun Party Games Involving Porcupines.
  • Fun With Blood-Stained Calligraphy.
  • Fun With Feces
  • Fun With Unix
  • Gandhi's Influence On Ted Bundy
  • Gandhi's Influence On Al Bundy
  • Gay Men Named Spike
  • Genghis Khan And The Mongols: A Feminist Perspective
  • George Bush: The Wild Years
  • Good English Cooking
  • Great American Cars Of The 1980's
  • Hemophilic Vampires
  • Heterosexual Hangouts In Key West
  • Hilarious Female Comics.
  • Hindu Beef Recipes
  • Honesty In The White House: 1969-1974
  • Household Uses For Plutonium.
  • How I Became A Stud, by Zamfir.
  • How Mass Unemployment Helps The Economy, by Various Socialists
  • How Paperclips Work.
  • How To Be A Successful Politician, by Jesse Jackson
  • How To Blow Your Nose
  • How To Cook Sushi
  • How To Keep A Virgin From Following You Around Afterward
  • How To Sustain A Musical Career, by Art Garfunkel.
  • How To Win Your Life Back With A Nice Big Cheeseburger.
  • Ice Recipes.
  • In Chase Of The American Dream, by Fidel Castro
  • Inkless Pens.
  • Internet Threads That Don't Contain Flames
  • Japanese Compendium For English Pronunciation
  • Jurassic Laundromat.
  • Kayak To A Better Beginning.
  • Keebler Elves That Touch Themselves.
  • Kelly Chang: The Chinese Redhead
  • Known Ways To Cure Cancer With A Toothbrush.
  • Life As An Air Traffic Controller, by Ray Charles.
  • Little-Known Secrets Of Nuclear Physics, by Jay Leno.
  • Madonna On Formal Wear
  • Mafia Music: The Symphonies Of Don Vito Corleone
  • Marcel Marceau's Greatest Speeches
  • Mike Tyson On Dating Etiquette
  • Mike Tyson's Insightful Thoughts.
  • Mime Talk.
  • Mormon Divorce Lawyers
  • Mother Teresa's Guide To Erotic Pottery
  • Mountaineering The Netherlands
  • Moustache Mania!
  • My Argument For Democracy, by Ted Kennedy
  • My Favorite Barbers, by Yassir Arafat
  • My Favorite Jews, by Yassir Arafat
  • My Favorite Jewish Barbers, by Yassir Arafat
  • My Life On The Wagon, by Ted Kennedy
  • My Life Without Bill, by Roger Clinton
  • My Life Without Michael, by LaToya Jackson
  • My Life Without My Brother Ron, by Clint Howard
  • My Life Without My Father, by Ron Reagan
  • My Life Without Roseanne, by Tom Arnold
  • My Secrets And Tips To Make Friends, by Darth Vader
  • My Thoughts, by Ronald Reagan
  • Net Ethics
  • NFL's Greatest Thinkers Ever
  • Nice Guys Who Got To Be President
  • Nicknames For "Al".
  • Numerical Equivalencies Of 2.
  • Obesity In East Africa
  • Olympic Athletes Who Think Sports Are Really Stupid.
  • One Hundred And One Spotted Owl Recipes, by The EPA.
  • One-Legged Folk Dances.
  • On Human Rights, by Fidel Castro
  • Operating Instructions For Scotch Tape.
  • Oprah Winfrey's Guide To Avoiding Fatty Foods.
  • Orville Reddenbacher's Favorite Snack Treats.
  • Ouchless Spinal Bandages.
  • Our Favorite Disco Songs, by Led Zeppelin
  • Our Sex Life Since Gennifer Flowers, by Hillary Clinton
  • Owner's Manual To An Amish-Built Toaster.
  • Painless Tooth Extraction, by Mr. Sledge Hammer
  • Party Tricks With Boiling Lead
  • People Who Actually MADE.MONEY.FAST
  • People Who Saw "Ishtar".
  • Philanthropy, by Donald Trump
  • Pi, Rounded For Everyday Use
  • Pitcairn Island Telephone Book (Including Yellow Pages)
  • Pittsburgh When It's Not Raining: A Photographic Collection
  • Planets That Rhyme With The Word "Planet".
  • Popular Lawyers
  • Popular Recording Artists With A Shred Of Artistic Integrity.
  • Portability Of The C Language
  • Practical Applications Of The Kamasutra For Non-Contortionists
  • Proud Parents Of Rock Musicians.
  • Public Political Activities During Franco's Government In Spain
  • Purebred Mutts.
  • Quantum Physics For Absolute Morons
  • Rapper's Guide To Etiquette.
  • Really Big Midgets.
  • Reasons Not To Have Sex
  • Recent Advances In Flying Submarine Technology.
  • Red Barns That Are Yellow.
  • Regis-Mania.
  • Respected Lawyers.
  • Romanian Square Dances
  • Romantic Words Beginning With "X".
  • Ross Perot's Ear Improvement Manual.
  • Rottweilers Who Speak Italian.
  • Russian Humor Throughout The 1960's
  • Sainthood In Government
  • Satan's Love Letters.
  • Scottish World Cup Successes
  • Sign Language For The Blind
  • Smelly Planets.
  • Snap, Crackle, Pop: A Beginner's Guide To Knuckle Popping
  • Snap, Crackle, Pop: A Beginner's Guide To Rice Crispies.
  • Social Occasions Requiring Hip Waders.
  • Soothing Nervous Polar Bears With Tickling Tricks.
  • Staple Your Way To Success.
  • Subatomic Particles In The Bathtub
  • Subatomic Particles That Taste Like Licorice.
  • Successful Applications Of Artificial Intelligence
  • Successful Experiments In Cohabitation With Piranhas.
  • Surgeon General's Warning: This Is Not A Book.
  • Sylverster Stallone's Dramatic Acting Tips.
  • Tasty Bile Recipes.
  • Tasty Sediment.
  • Ted Koppel's All-Time Greatest On-The-Air Booger Jokes.
  • The ABC's Of Gum Chewing.
  • The American Book Of Beautiful Cars
  • The American Medical Association's Guide To Proper Penmanship.
  • The Amish Phone Book
  • The Appeal Of Alan Thicke
  • The Beginner's Guide To Having Your Leg Fall Asleep.
  • The Canonical List Of Rap Songs With Positive Messages
  • The Comic Genius Of Tom Arnold
  • The Compleat Chevy Chase Show
  • The Complete Collection Of Harlem Poetry.
  • The Complete Guide To Composing And Playing Progressive Rap Music
  • The Contribution Of Political Correctness To Free Speech
  • The Deep, Philosophical Implications Of Turning Left.
  • The Educational Guide To MTV
  • The Elephant Is A Graceful Bird, It Flits From Tree To Tree
  • The Fat, Lard, And Oil Diet.
  • The Genius Of Barry Manilow
  • The Gentle Side Of Joseph Stalin
  • The Happy Hooker Goes To Our Lady Of Sorrows Convent
  • The History Of DARE In Bogota, Colombia
  • The History Of The ANOVA In Chinese Literature
  • The Irish In Israel: A Retrospective
  • The KKK Manual Of Tact And Etiquette.
  • The Merits Of Gun Control, by the NRA
  • The Outstanding Virtues Of Intel Processors
  • The Plan For Prohibition In Australia
  • The Pleasant Street Smells Of New York City.
  • The Pope's Wife, A Very Nice Nancy
  • The Rainy Day Book Of Flicking Dimes.
  • The Registry Of Motor Vehicles' Pledge Of Cheerfulness.
  • There's One Born Every Minute (200 blank pages)
  • Thesaurus Of Square Roots
  • The Secret Diary Of Adrian Mole, Age 3/4
  • The Shaker Village Electrical Engineering Lexicon.
  • The Total Vocabulary Of Arnold Schwarzeneggar
  • The Warrent Commission's Search For Truth
  • The Who's Who Of Great Republican Humanitarians
  • The Wit And Wisdom Of Dan Quayle
  • Things That Look Like An Apple, Taste Like An Apple, But Are Not An Apple.
  • Things That Taste Better With Arsenic.
  • Things You Could Buy At The World Artichoke Festival.
  • To Tell The Truth, by President Bill Clinton
  • Understanding Moss.
  • Understanding The C Language
  • Unshakable Principles I Live By, by Bill Clinton
  • User Friendly UNIX
  • Vice Presidents With Really Good Ideas.
  • Volume One Of Madonna's Morality Encyclopedia.
  • Water-skiing In The Bermuda Triangle
  • Ways To Cross The "T".
  • Ways To Give Change For A Penny.
  • Wealthy Bums.
  • What To Do With Finger Paints.
  • Windows Programming Made Easy
  • Winning The Big One, by Gene Mauch
  • Wit And Wisdom Of Benny Hill
  • Why I Love Britain: A Native's Perspective
  • Why Political Correctness Is Not Censorship
  • Wrath Of The Ant Colony.

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